In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

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What happens when you cut Chuck Norris? He bleeds

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out that your mother just got raped by ten black men and then coming home to her dead body and getting raped by the same men who raped your mom.

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what have big boobs, and fat ass ? fat man

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son, you're adopted.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personalities So do I

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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WHat is the one thing an alcoholic needs everyday? Rehab.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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A bear walks into a bar. Mauls every one in it, then is shot to death by animal control.

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Who's better than badboy? The holocaust.

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What's black and white and red all over? A Giant Panda that has been killed by poachers.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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Wana hear something dirty? Mud

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shabalabadingdong JLR

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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What do you call a man with 3 legs and one arm jumping on a trampoline? By his name.

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Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

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Robin, get in the car.

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What did the greeter at walmart say to the black man? Welcome to walmart.

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Why was the protester tied to a tree? They were tired of him protesting.

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Knock knock... Whos there? The IRS, we are taking your house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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