the blonde choked o a gummy bear. What happened next? she went to the hospital

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why are video games fun? To get a mushy brain :P

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JUSTIN BEING SMART

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What do you call a tree on fire? A burning tree.

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Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

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whats stupid, retarded, and dumb an Erin Perri.

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What's the difference between peanut butter and jam ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

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Q: What faster than a black man with a t.v A: A jew with a coupon

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Two guys walk into a bar, a spanish guy and a black guy. They get some drinks, call a taxi to arrive home safe. And kiss their wives and kids goodnight. They go to bed early after reading a wallstreet journal. And wake up early so they can both go to their jobs as college professors. To white kids.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the Sara fall off the swing, Because she had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there not sara.

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whats worst than reading youtube comments? Panic at the disco

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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ekoj

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What do you call a naked black person? A black guy

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chuck norris is a little b|tch

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What happened to the cat How should I know it's not my cat

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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How do you amuse a blonde? ? tell her to go to antijokes.com ( :

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what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

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hi my name is? joe

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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