How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

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Why was the legless man out of his wheelchair? He fell down some stairs.

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i have aids and a chode

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What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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Why did the Russian take a boat ride? Well this isn't possible because we all know that in Soviet Russia, boat ride you.

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Q:why didn't billy go to soccer practice A:there was a billboard stapled to his neck

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Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

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blubber vaginass CC

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Anti jokes are funny, but also not.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It didn't; by the time Keller owned her first dog, she was an adult with exceptional communicative abilities for one with her condition. She frequently wrote about her beloved dogs and is even credited with introducing the Akita breed to the United States. If her dog had run away, it would be unlikely that she would have been allowed further dogs.

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Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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Q:why was the man on a two seated bycicle by himself? A:his wife had recently died and he wasn't ready to let go

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Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

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Chuck Norris died.

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What's bigger than your penis? The Empire State Building.

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing, the black person was sleeping.

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You.

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Why did the girl drop her lolly pop? She was hit by a bus.

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Johnny just finished his pie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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