Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

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Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Why did Bob fall off the swing? Because Bob's a fish.

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why is your mom crying? i don't know but you should be nice and offer your support.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why do mermaids where seashells on their breasts? They don't wear anything because mermaids don't exist.

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Let's write an anti-joke. K.

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What did the egg say to the cup? I love your hairdo! Girl, who is your stylist?

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What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The landlord. You're being evicted.

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Q.Who do you call a lesbian. A.Shhaammmmm

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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What happens when you touch a curling iron to your arm? You get burned.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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Your mum is so fat, she has a larger bmi than someone with a healthy bmi

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Knock, knock. Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your spouse is in hospital.

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hi bye

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How do fish die in water? The BP oil spill

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Chris Hanson with To Catch A Predator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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