How are Steve Jobs and the iPhone similar? They both keep getting thinner as time goes on.

Hey, look over there! It's ur mom!

a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Chuck Norris died.

My life

How many babies does it take to fill a ditch? Six if you pack them in really tight.

How much does a polar bear weigh?. . .Approximately 515 kilos.

What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

How do you make a baby cry? You leave it unattended

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Female Athletics

What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

what do you call a mothers mothers father's brother's son's uncle's sister's brother's aunt's father's stepbrother's granddaughter's mom? I dont know... im asking you, why are you reading the answers then?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

I AM DISSAPOINTED

a blond goes to high school and gets terrible grades. she then goes online and realizes that it's because she's blond. so she shaves all her hair of and went back to high school and got terrible grades... I guess the lesson in this is once a blond, always a blond. she then got bit from a rabid butterfly and died in a hole

One man's junk is another man's pleasure.

Yo momma is so fat, she has to wear a large shirt

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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