- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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shoe and shoelace. one is meaningless without the other

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He was buried under 6ft of solid earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

What makes the world go round? Gravity.

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Whats white and cant jump? A refridgerator.

What is bad at catch The twin towers

4 African men walk into a convientent store, withdrawal 50$ from there primary bank accounts and buy gas for the ride to there jobs at McDonalds

Your mom.

What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

A dirty joke: The white horse fell in the mud.

Boy: Hey, guess who likes you. Girl: Who? Boy: NOBODY!!!!!!!!

Kim Kardashian.

What is green, ugly and can't empty his bowels without exerting a tremendous amount of energy? A constipated, ugly, green thing.

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's worse then a worm in your apple You took a bite outta that apple.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your other apple.

What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

French people.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

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