how do you get mhairi mcdonald to shut up? rip out her throat.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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69.... is a number

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Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

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What's the difference between a Porche and a Pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porche in my garage.

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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Q:why did the chicken cross the road. A:to get back to the farm he was raised on

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What do you call the white woman who bought kool-aid for a black man. a good friend.

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Q. Wherefore art thou Romeo? A. Global Warming. ,.

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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Q: whats worse than a worm in an apple? A: being raped by a giant scorpian

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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my names jim haha

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it.

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doctor, doctor, i feel sick the doctor runs some tests on his patient then comes to a conclusion then the doctor says " you are fine"

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Have you seen Stevie wonder's new mansion? No..... Either has he

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

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