why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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anti-joke teehee

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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I like turtoes.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wrong house. I apologize.

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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Womens Basketball.

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What's worst then not getting anything on Christmas? Rape, Murder, Dying.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree there was no monkey

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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