A black guy gets arrested...

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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A man walks into a bar... and gets hurt.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater

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What did one eye say to the other? Nothing. Because eye's can't talk.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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The Mets win the World Series

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What do u call a black person in your backyard? Mufasa

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Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

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Q. What do you call the person that graduated at the bottom of his medical department? A. Doctor

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Womens rights

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Winking at old people

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Why do some RVs have 2 doors? Because 11 would be too many.

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I love you very much.

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what is sam ross' favorite word to use in conversation? awesam

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An Amish walks into Best Buy

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wanna hear a joke? no

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what do you call a black doctor ? a doctor moron

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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What do you call a mix between a beaver and a mammal? You can't mix beavers and mammals, and even if I had said a platypus that would not have been funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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