what did the beaver so to the rattle snake? snap your bagles

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Where did John go? Refrigerator

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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Why was the orphan crying? Because his parents are dead.

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A traveling salesman came into town and needed a place to stay for the night. A farmer told him that he could sleep at his house, where he introduced the salesman to his young, sexy daughter. "Why hello," said the salesman. It's very nice to meet you." And then he went to sleep in the bedroom that the farmer had prepared for him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Plants come in different colors

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I like boys!!!!! CC

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Why did the boy pick up the baseball? He wanted to play baseball.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Zach Murfitt has a small Willy!

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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A man walks into a bar.

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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I know what makes young boys "explode" -dynamite

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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You are on a street. there are 4 houses, a red one, a blue one, a green one, and a white one. The red man lives in the red house, the blue man lives in the blue house. the green man lives in the green house. Who lives in the white house? The president

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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What's worse than having but sex and finding out you have aids? Knowing that the person you had sex with was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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