The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Knock knock

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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P0P T4Rt

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Oh my god, I'm on fire! Help me, help me, oh God it's everywhere!

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How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Jesus wept.

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What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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shook hands with Marty ,talked about politics, then walked away.

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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what is white and red all over? a ginger

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Will you marry me? I'm an atheist. ,.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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