A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and proceeded to have gay sex on the floor.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Hola.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

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What is funnier than shooting a man in the face? Most things, shooting a man in the face is a terrible crime.

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Q: What is creepy and stares at you when you sleep A: Me

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minorities

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

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How can you avoid being hit by a car? Don't get in the way.

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What's cooler than ice ? Liquid oxygen.

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did the wannabe mother get for Christmas A miscarriage.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? One walks on the moon and the other f*cks little boys.

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Lets see how many dislikes this can get.

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What is brown and smells like bacon? Bacon

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

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what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

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How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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