What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? ...Finding the same joke int he Inti-Joke.

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Who Lives in a Pineapple Under the Sea? No one, its physically impossible to live in a fruit and breathe under water

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Your mama's so dumb, she don't even know it.

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Hey, you have small hands.

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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Why do priest touch children? They are sexually deprived and frustrated because their religion forbids them from having a normal sexual relationship with the opposite sex.

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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Knock knock

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Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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Knock knock, come in.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What did the doctor say to his dying patient? Shit happens.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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here's a joke: Ron Paul: Hope for America

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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knock knock. who's there myfeth myfeth who myfether came off

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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