There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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what is the difference between a cow?? there is no difference, you can't make a comparison between different object when there is only one object beïng named.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did the plane crash Because Joe diragi is so fat

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Why was six afraid of seven? A: He just does.

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-Knock Knock -Anthony got in a car crash -Who's There -He died

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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Roses are red Violets are blue

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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What did one terrorist say to another? You first.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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What do you get when you mix a crap with a fart and a slug? Urmom

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What's worse than being human? Nothing... No I literally mean nothing at all. Like not being anything?

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Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? His family had to sell it in order to put food on the table

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What is the difference between a rose and a grape? They are both purple.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Q. What did the man with no heart say? A. Nothing. No living creature can live without a heart.

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YOLO

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Libraries.

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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Why did the girl fall if her bike? -she has no arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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