- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

What did one pole say to the other pole? We are both from poland

I have a knock knock joke. You start.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

A man cries out to god.. and god doesn't answer.

I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

What did mike Tyson say to the midget? ''Hello'' He's actually a relatively nice man.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

What did the mountain biker say when he saw a double rainbow? This a very rare occurrence in nature, and I should enjoy this rare phenomenon.

Chuck Norris witnessed a crime.What did he really witness? A Jehovah's witness. xD

So much oil was spilled into the ocean that it is killing animals.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

Poop.

I believe you, if something is possible, I know you can do it. I tried lucid dreaming once, but I felt like I began floating and that was no fun, scared me. I am pretty good at hypnotizing others, myself not so much.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

A baby seal walks into a club...

Why didn't Hellen Keller just wear glasses? Oh wait

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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