How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

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Q. Why hasn't LeBron won a ring? A. Throughout his career, he has been placed with incapable teammates, thus leading to unsuccessful results. However, recently, he has been placed with individuals valid pod achieving such a goal.

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Three men walk into a bar. A fourth man ducks.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

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What's brown? My toilet hahaha

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Why was the mouse flying? Because an Owl picked it up, carried it to a tree and ate it.

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Animal

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What's worse than being mugged? Being raped by bulbasaur.

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Why was the gay kid made fun of........... because he was homosexual who was struggling in life

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What's sad about a house on fire?, it was my house.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

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What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

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What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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