why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Hi my name is Bob

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A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

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What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

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why was the boy mad somebody was liking his foot

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FUTURE-CHEESE!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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what rhymes with sloth? rape

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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what does nike and the kkk have in common? Nothing as one is a brand of clothing ie;shoes, hoodies, etc. while the other is a racist cult formed in the 19th century which persecuted african americans.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food there.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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what did the black kid get for Christmas? your bike

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Ben is gay

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A dead baby causes years of grief and broken families

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What do you get when you mix life and cyanide? Death.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

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womens rights

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Your mother is so fat that she will die relatively early because of poor health.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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