How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

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A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

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So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

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Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

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What did the boy reading a book do? Run into a pole.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Q: what do you call a phone that's fake? A: a phony...

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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When did the Chinese guy go to the dentist? At the correct time he had been allotted.

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how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Q: How do you get a bunch of mexicans attention? A: Say excuse me, can I have your attention please?

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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The AIDS patient was gay

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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