Where does a hobo live? A box.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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How Long is a Chinese man.

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how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Q. What's like a square block of ice? A. A refrigerator.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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A man walks into bar. Which is no surprise as he'd been drinking heavily and his spacial awareness was poor at the best of times.

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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What did the man say to the other man? Nothing, they didn't know each other..

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Why do asians have such thin eyes? Genetics

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Women's Rights

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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when god gives you lemons you better hope he also gives you sugar or your lemonade is going to suck

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What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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My mom touched my wiener : \

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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