Yo Mamma

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

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whats the difference between valium and m & ms ? one is,nt a tasty little chocolate

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Womens Basketball.

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Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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Your mother is so stupid that it would be politically incorrect and socially unacceptable to make asinine, derogatory comments about her challenges.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

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clamidia

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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Your momma's so fat that when she goes to the beach, she feels self-conscious in front of all the other beach-goers.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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A unicorn is walking down the street and a man asks him: "Why so horny" The unicorn then slap the man upside the head because that was none of his business.

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? One of them you crack open with a sledgehammer and feast upon, and the other is a dead baby.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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