- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you piss off a lion? You repeatedly poke it with a stick.

What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

A baby seal walks into a club.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

What do you call a black man jumping out of a plane? A skydiver

Your mother is so fat.

What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

What do you call a mummy that falls into the Nile? Wet

Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Poop.

What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

How many finger does a fat person have? I don't know you can never find there hands.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

What's funnier than 24? 25.

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