A woman walks into a bar. She is pregnant and gives her baby fetal alcohol syndrome.

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A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket I raped him. The End.

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Why is the ANTIJOKE symbol 2 mask faces crying? Because some people don't know how to write a good joke.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He didn't. He slowly ate it on a warm day although it's taste was somewhat of a disappointment.

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So I showed my friend my blind dog. He said, "Wow I've never seen a blind dog before!" I said, "they havnt seen you either."

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The joke below me is retarded

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Why did the Booger cross the road? because He was getting picked on....

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because not only was she deaf and dumb, but she was also blind and it's not possible to drive if you are blind.

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Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

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1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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Jews who wear penny loafers...

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SOCIOPATH SAYS: Bitch, rate all my comments thumbs up, if you do I wont rape you... YOu know unless I feel like, women kinda like it when men are in touch with their feelings... SO yeah... Im gonne touch your feelings ;) Nah, nope, no homo, you a gal? We can meet! Voluntary rape! (No I did not say voluntary sex, rape, you can say the saferword: OMG SO GOOD HARDER HARDER! If I you know... Am about to kill you... Which I will do if we get to that stage anyways... Relax ill recycle you. Moral: NeroMetal Think Recycling! Save our planet! ITS LIKE RAPING AND KILLING A PERSON!

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Austin. kid with long hair, sat next to paymon who had short hair. "Go cut ur hair." "ok"

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A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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i like pie

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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