How do you stop a bus? Wait at the bus stop and it will stop for you.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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johann grayson being liked

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How do porcupines have sex? The male begins by urinating all over the female. He then enters her from behind and proceeds to thrust until the act is completed.

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan.

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how do you torched helen Keller? put her Ina round room and tell her the bathroom is around the corner

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her 64 times in the chest.

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What do superheroes say after they save someone? Whatever the hell they want.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a picnic table? The average picnic table can support a family of four, while a Mexican person, depending on his or her career, can support families that include over four people.

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My nipple is bleeding

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knock knock. who's there yourdrive yourdrive who yourdriving me up the wall

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

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What would you call a guy with no arms or legs in the water ? Well you would probably call for help, because he would be drowning seeing as how he has no limbs.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

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