- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

What is black and beats up white people? a cop you racist!

A man is having dinner with his family at a restaurant. While eating his food, the father tells the waiter,"This food is delicious! My complements to the Chef." When the waiter comes back to the kitchen he says "You are a very handsome man."

What's longer - 'an african american phallus' or 'a micronesian sphincter'? 'An african american phallus has' 24 letters as opposed to 'a micronesian sphincter' at 21 letters, so it is longer.

Why is justin bieber gay? because he is attracted to men

Why DIDN'T the skeleton cross the road? ..He didn't have any private parts

What did the Nazi call the Jew? Alex.

Why was the man squinting his face for so long? He was constipated and couldn't give a shit.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

What is Mario's favorite food? I don't know. You should ask him.

Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

Why did the black guy enjoy anal sex? Because he has a phobia of vaginas and only likes to have anal

Have you ever had sex with a woman (or several at once) and suddenly thought somethi... Moral: Nevermind, like you ever had sex! LOL!

What do you call a Mexican worked with a sweaty singlet? A Wetback

Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

Joshua Brown was in a dark forest, with a misty haze surrounding him. He turned quickly and flicked his hair out of his face. Dylan Hodge appeared and they had wild sex all night!

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