What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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Why did the orange have to wear a tie to the party? Because Rodric the Pear suggested it.

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Q: what did the hot dog say to the hamburger A: i want your buns

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What did the Pikachu say to the Charmander? Pika pika pikachu pika!

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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What do you call a half man half manatee? A manatee

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LALALALA MUSIC MACHINE

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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youre gay

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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minorities

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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how do you tell a joke on anti-joke? you don't.

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How do you kill a blonde? well there are several way's in which to kill another human being, infact, the point that she is blonde is rather irrelevant.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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