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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three postmodernists walk into a bar. The barman says "What's this, some kind of anti joke?"

what's white, sticky, and very fluffy? which can be sweet or bitter, depending on what the person ate. THATS RIGHT. it's CUM. :D

How many Jews does it take to change a lightbulb? 1, just because their Jewish doesn't mean their incapable of changing a lightbulb.

knock knock whos there? doctor doctor who?

So - this baby seal walked into a club.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Due to Helen Keller's disabilities she wasn't able to own an animal. If she did have a dog, it would be named spot because that was a popular pet name in that period of time.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

A priest, a rabbi, and a preacher walk into a bar. They ordered a water each.

What Is somthing that is 5 "5" and white A 5 "5" white person

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

A drunk guy walks into a bar and falls flat on his back. Upset, he then finds a bathroom. An hour later he is arrested for beating off in the bathroom. off is pressing charges.

Were you born yesterday? Because I've got an erection...

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to see him rocking and rolling on it.:)

Oceanic flight 815 crashes on an island and the survivors are stranded. They all die of starvation and dehydration within a week.

What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

Q: what do you call a guy named Aaron? A: Aaron

Why did the baby stop crying? Mommy shook him.

Why did the fat black man call the fatter white man. Because they were good friends and liked to talk.

roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

Yo mama is stupid that she has an IQ below 70 and can be classified as mentally retarded.

What is the loneliest number to exist? Zero. Except it's not lonely. I'm just saying there are zero lonely numbers. Numbers aren't sentient. They can't feel loneliness.

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