Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

Why was the boy hot? Because he was stuck in an oven.

Why is Jesus not real? Because Chuck Norris is still alive.

why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

Q: What's wrong with the world today? A: Everything

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 rapes people

What's brown? My toilet hahaha

Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

what did Tyrone get for Christmas he got shot by isis

What's white and red all over? A baby in a blender

What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

Q: What did the redneck say with missing front teeth? A: "I can only eat things with my back teeth and I have AIDS."

What's green and fuzzy and has legs that would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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How do you keep your dog warm? Put antifreeze in its water dish.

Popsicles

A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

Why did the black guy not have friends He was socialy awkward

Q: What do cooks do for a living? A: Eh muffin.

I rolled and evaded the bomb, I still was injured.

What's worse than 10 babies in one bin? 1 baby in 10 bins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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