What is the siilarity between Justin beiber and pinoccio? they both waant to be real boys

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What's black and white and red all over? A exploding zebra.

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Why couldn't johnny go home? Someone commited arsen and burned it down.

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How do you make a little girl cry? Throw a brick at her face.

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Want to hear a dirty joke? A pig fell into the mud.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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what do you call a black man in a police car? A police officer

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You and your wife walk into a bar, you both order a drink and celebrate your good health.

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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What is the secret to losing weight? Limb Amputation.

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Put it in the microwave

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OMG LOOK I FOUND A MAGIC DECODER RING

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so the guy @ the asian restaurant ask the waiter why his beverage tastes funny and the asian waiter says "It's likely that you are used to classic coke and they changed the formula"

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Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

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A man comes home from work and find his wife in bed with another man. They realize that they have grown apart over the past few years, and start attending therapy in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to reconnect with each other.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing

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A: Knock Knock! B: Whos there? A: Its the f**king cops we have you surrounded.

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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whats the difference between a mexican and a black person? They have different skin colors.

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How come Hellen Keller couldn't drive? Because she was blind and deaf, therefore incapable of performing such a task.

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Q: What did the bulbasoar say to the charmander? A: bulbasoarrr

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Fred awoke and looked outside. The sun was rising over the fog in the valley below. Birds were singing, and the air smelled of freshly cut grass. THIS was the day, Fred thought, that I'm going to kill my wife and kids.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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