- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Four guys walk into a bar. They buy their drinks and stay for a couple of hours. After they are done they get a cab ride home. It was a lovely night.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

Who was the dinosaurs favorite NBA player? He didnt have one. Dinosaurs became extinct far before the NBA was established.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

Your mother is so fat.

Like my status for a tbh?

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black guy and a Mexican guy opened a restaurant. They were very successful and became the most popular restaurant in town.

Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

ceiling mounted bonerss CC

-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

3 guys walk into a bar to tell an anti joke. The bartender asks them to leave.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A police officer.

what happens when you wake up inception

what do u call a black person a black person dehh

Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

Knock knock! Whose there? ... The person who was knocking suffered a fatal shot to the back of the head by a drive by shooter, if the person at the door had just opened it, instead whose there? (...which no one does anyways...) The knocker may have survived. He had a wife and 5 kids, 3 Grandkids.

your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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