when two guys walk in somewhere late together you say. hay perv hay ert.

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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a child and his father were on a bike ride the child tried to cross a street but was run over by a truck. His father now lives homeless and griefs his dead son.

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3 strangers were locked in a dark room they turned the light on, unlocked the door and proceeded with their day.

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Arent you my dark knight in black armor, you would seriously put your life on the line for my sake?

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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Meanwhile, at La'kaneisha's family reunion, they had a great time eating caviar, steamed lobster, and rare bull testicals.

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How do you lock out a Chinese Person? Lock the door

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9/11

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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What was wrong with the black guy? He was black

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A man was chopping wood, he then brought the wood to his house and lit a fire.

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what did the schizophrenic get for his birthday? new friends

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the priest molest the small boy? Because he can.

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