Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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girls basketball

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor? Because she had no arms or legs.

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What does an elephant and a red soda have in common? Neither collects stamps.

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

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Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

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You know what's funnier than 24? .... 9-11

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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What is the most dangerous gull in the world? A gull with a machine gun!

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What happens when a girl falls? Another girl pees her pants

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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