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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven they are cooked nicely and served as a tasty dessert

Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

A Homosexual, a Jew and a Black walk into a bar. They do not speak make eye contact or acknowledge each other in any way.

Why did the blonde go to McDonald's ? Because she was hungry.

what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

how do you own a ginger? you don't nobody wants them.

What is the difference between an obese white man, and a physically fit black man? Their weight and skin color.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not sally.

Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

That awkward moment were your giving your girlfriend a blowjob then you realize your giving your girlfriend a blowjob.

what is the best thing to do if you are stuck in a cave with ten lions that haven't eaten in ten years? well the lions aren't the thing to worry about because if they have not eaten in ten years then they would have starved to death

Why are all black people considered to be relatively fleet of foot as contrasted to other races? Because their gene pool contains a higher frequency for the traits of low body fat and high proportions of musculature.

1.Knock Knock 2.Who's there? 1.Boo 2.Boo Wh- The second person realized that the first person was about to make him cry so he stabbed the first person. 2.Who's cryin now Son!

Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

What's worse than going to boot camp? - going to concentration camp.

what goes oom oom a cow walking backwards

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house knock knock Who's there THE CHICKEN

What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

what did one cow say to the other cow. nothing as its mouth was filled with grass thus it could not speak or it would be deemed as rude.

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