Q :What do you call a cow running through a field? A: Bob

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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knock knock whose there?? seth oh, come in

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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What happened to the guy who ate the alarm clock at 6 o'clock in the morning? He died

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock-eater.

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Itookasipasoda

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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A fairly-priced Apple computer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, my chickens aren't allowed in rural areas...

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was Catholic and was having an identity crisis. Thinking that he was the road, he panicked and crossed himself.

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Q:How do you make an accountant cry ? A: You kill his whole family

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Yah? Well your a ********

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What did the dog say to its anus? Woof

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Knock knock Who's there? Happy 9/11

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what do you get from sleeping with a hooker? An orgasm

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How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

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When does the baby talk When you remove ypur feet from its mouth

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Amedeo Clemente Modigliani was an Italian artist who worked mainly in France. Primarily a figurative artist, he became known for paintings and sculptures in a modern style characterized by mask-like faces and elongation of form. He died in Paris of tubercular meningitis, exacerbated by poverty, overwork, and addiction to alcohol and narcotics.

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What starts with "p" and ends with "orn" Popcorn

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Where you last put it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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