What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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a horse walks in to a bar and the bar tender asks, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because it is a horse and is confused by its surroundings and then gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables as it makes its escape.

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You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Have you tried Honeybunches of Oats?

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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What's yellow and dangerous? China.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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knock knock who's there? no one... your lonely so you hear things

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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KNOCK KNOCK. who's there? Isdar Isdar who? Isdark in here.

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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