I have a knock knock joke. You start.

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i like pie

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What do you call your mother? Mom.

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What is as dry as a bone? A bone

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What's worse then biting into a apple and finding a worm? I can't think of anything worse.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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How are a duck and a tri-cycle the same? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck CAN chuck wood, that's why his a wood chuck.

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What's 1+1? 4.

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did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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Q: How many cows does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Infinite, cows do not have thumbs, in fact, they have hooves. This disables them from holding any large objects without the use of their mouthes.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

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Why was the clown murdered? Because it laughed at my cousin so he ran right into the icicle 10 times to the heart

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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A Catholic Priest, an Anglican Priest, and a Rabbi were in a train carriage together because they got a package deal to go to a conference on religious tolerance. Good for them.

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What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

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There was a priest, a rabbi, and a shaman. All three of three of them walked into a bar. They began a heated debate over the benefits of their healthcare plan, payed the tab on their drink, then proceeded to drive home in their Toyota Prius.

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Has anyone seen Stevie Wonder's new car?! Nobody seen it?! He too!

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Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and was forced to prostitute for money, thus resulting in you.

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Three guys and 4 Catholics are in a bar. They guys are making a joke. The first one says I'm gonna go to Oregon there's no Catholics there and the second one says I'm gonna go to Ohio there is no Catholics there and the third one says I'm gonna go to Alaska there's no Catholics there and one of the Catholics walk up and say how about you go to hell theres no Catholics there.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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