A dog walks into a bar. A patron checks its tags and promptly calls the owner.

Why can't Sally ride her bike? Because Sally is eight months old and doesn't even understand what a bike is.

Q: What happens when you eat all the potatoes A: They are all gone

A tourist is hungry, so he asks a stranger to point him to the nearest McDonald's. The stranger points to the McDonald's across the street. As the tourist crosses the street, he gets hit by a car AND DIES. McDonald's kills.

a man walks into a bar and dies

What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

Why did the casual smoker have terrible teeth? He very rarely brushed them.

Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

"Ask me if I'm an orange!" "Are you an orange?" "No."

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

Goats are like mushrooms, If you shoot a duck im scared of toasters

Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

a woman walks into a stall with her five yr old daughter. as the mom starts to due her buisness the girl looks down and asks her mom "Mommy why do u have a beard on ur pe-pe?"

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Hey, you have small hands.

knock knock. who's there? Ida Ida who? Idanno, don't ask me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have AIDS, Now you do too!

A suicide bomber enters a bar. Everyone dies.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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