Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

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So a black guy walks into a bar, respectively pays his tab and walks out.

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A dog walks in to a Western Union, walks up to the cashier and says "I'd like to buy a telegram, please." The cashier says "Alright, what would you like it to say?" "I'd like it to say 'bow-wow-wow, bow-wow-wow" replies the dog. "Okay. You know, you can add another 'bow-wow-wow' to the message free of charge," the cashier informs. The dog says, "Well, that just wouldn't make any sense."

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Everything, because the Holocaust was a dark time. poop in the buttcheeks

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left him.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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a Jewish preist grew up in a black family. what do you call them? a loving family.

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Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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My cousins so stupid she makes straight A's

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What did the three-leaf clover say to the four-leaf clover? "FREAK!"

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What's worse than being a Jew in 2010? Being a Jew in 1942.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause Jamaican me crazy.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

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Why does the Easter Bunny deliver chocolate eggs? Because

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Why did William go home. His mother called and they were having a potroast

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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what's black, white, and red all over? any red object

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why did the boy drop his icecream? Because he got hit by a boat

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