What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where is my tractor?"

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Shoo! Shoo! Get out! Hey! Who's horse is this? I don't want a horse in my bar!"

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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why did the shark cross the road It didn't its a shark

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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A black man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and chats with his work friends. Then he goes home to his loving family.

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What's the diffrence between a pizza and a black man. One is human being while the other is an inanimate food source.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender jokingly asks him, "Why the long face?!" The horse replies, "I was just diagnosed with cancer."

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What do iPhones and Nokias have in common The nokia is indestructible. I lied about the iPhone

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What did the black guy get on his SAT's. Barbecue sauce

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what happened to the boy who asked for a hit from the bong? he got punched in the face.

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Where should a 500 pound alien go? On a diet.

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worst name for a club in alaska club baby seal

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what did the kid say when the bully took his ice cream nothing the bully punched him in the face first.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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what happens when you wake up inception

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a canoe? A canoe tips.

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