Q:Who has the highest K/D ratio in Call of Duty World at War A: Hitler, 6000000/1

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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A guy who's father of eight children, married to a wonderful woman for fifty years, he likes pizza and spaghetti, he smokes cigars occasionally, he also exercises : He runs around the block every other day. He's the manager of a pizza shop and he's living in a two-floor house he calls his home... Nothing really funny happens to this guy, but that's got to be the most detailed character background in a joke ever.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, you're being audited.

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls down.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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What did the atheist say when he was in the church? The eulogy for his best friend.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why can't women drive? Actually, they can as long as they legally acquire a driver's license and have no existing restrictions.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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A man walked into a bar. It was closed, so I don't see how this was possible.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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