You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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A Pole walks into a Pole. They chatted for a while, talking about the good old times they had had together in Poland. They soon finished their conversations, and went seperate ways.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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Whats the difference between a waffle and a pancake? One is made in a waffle iron. And the other is made on a pan.

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Why did the pigeon rape itself? It had mental issues.

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Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

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how did the fat guy fall off the swing? the chain on the right side broke because of is eccesive weight that he probably should have lost last year on biggest loser.

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Q - Why did the boy die? A - He had AIDS because his father raped him.

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What do you call a black pilot? a pilot you racist bastard...

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How do u make a plumer cry? You kill his family!

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Hi Adam,

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Why do they call it lunchmeat? Because it is meat that you eat at lunch.

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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I heard the new Batman movie was to die for

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Roses are red, violets are blue. Except, technically, violets are violet.

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What's the difference between a baby and a pineapple? Pineapples were not shot by nazis during the holocaust.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He realized he was in the ghetto

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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