What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair

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One day a girl comes home crying to her father. Father, Father! She says, a boy i met touched my shoulder! Like this? Her father says and touches her shoulder. Yes just like that, a bad part was that he kissed me on my lips! Like this? her father says and kisses her on the lips. Yes just like that but the WORST thing was he stuck his you know what into my you know where. Like this? Her father says as he sticks his you know what into her you know where. Yes just like that father but he had AIDS! ......( Awkward silence)..... oh shit.

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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Asian NASCAR.

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Two guys walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Christians

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What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

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Diana and victoria

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Knock knock Who's there? You Whoa...

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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Four guys are on an airplane. The plane lands safely and the four guys return to their families.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the student fall asleep during class? He was very tried from staying up too late.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb? How many? How many alzheimers patients does it take to change a light bulb?

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A man walks into a bar. Itwas an metal bar so the man was hurt.

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you say "ask me if im a tree" he says "r u a tree?" you say"no..." then just stare at them

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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