William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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Knock knock, Whos there Nig.ger Nig.ger who Fu.ck all nig.gers.

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has 1 leg? A: IHOP!!! :)

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Why couldn't the baby walk through the door? Babies can't walk

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Why didn't Bill go to the party? He wasn't invited.

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how do you refer to a guy with a backwards baseball cap and leather jacket and low riding? by his first name

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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why did the black man drown? he cant swim

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a man walks into a bar and dies

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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three men walked into a bar, the fourth one ducked

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Scenario: 2 people are in a desert. There is only 1 bottle of water left to drink. Who drinks it? Neither of them, they drink the gallon bottle of gatorade instead.

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A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

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Why did the chicken crossed the ro- oh hell naw she crossed it.... No more chicken jokes, guys!!! She crossed it!!!

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How did the osprey find the fish? He searched for it.

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How did the kid drop his ice cream cone? Ans. He got hit by a bus

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Q: Jeff has 10 cookies, He eats 9. Now what does he have? A: Diabetes, Jeff has diabetes.

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Hitler. lol, sucks.

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