Knock Knock. Ow! Why you hit me!?

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Why was the Librarian mad at the laughing kids?? they were laughing cause someone shot her.

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Two men walk into a bar, the third man ducks.

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Yo mama is so dumb, she makes blondes look smart!

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Whats black, white, and huge? The world if you are a dog.

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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what did the orphan get for Christmas? a family

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What do you call a black man without a job? A man disenfranchised by the failing American economy.

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Do unto others as others would do unto you, said the rapist.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a wonderful time.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs

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What did the racist guy say at the baseball game? I am at a baseball game.

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Cnorris can carry very heavy objects

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Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

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Why couldn't the man get up to obtain a beverage? His legs were broken.

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Why did the young man have a young woman do cart wheels when he was in his tree house watching her do them on the ground? Who knows?He never shared his feelings.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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Q:Why did the rockstar put rollerskates on his rocking chair? A:Because he wanted people to she him rocking and rocking on it.(:

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What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

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what did liam weir ask ethan. how much charge do you have

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What did the pauper want for Christmas? Money

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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