- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

whats worse then falling on the ice? -getting raped by a blue whale

How do you get a one-armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

What is better than winning the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

What did one snowman say to the other? Hmm...smells like carrots.

What is black and white and red all over? A half eaten zebra carcass.

Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

What did hitler say when he spilt coffee all over himself Ow I am burnt

Bill is walking down the street when a girl who had a crush on him 20 years ago sees him, goes up to him, and says, "I think I know you, what is your name?". Bill says, "Timmy," and keeps walking because he is an asshole.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

hey i just met you and this is crazy but hears my number so call me maby .....7 days

What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

Nick Demarco got butt due to the high number of females in his apartment

If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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