How do you make a bird drop a worm? Wring it's neck. P.S: If that anti-joke didn't persuade you to vote thumbs up for this post, then perhaps these delightful lyrics will convince you otherwise. I see them staring back at me They know my name The faces in the sky are looking for something more My friends have paper smiles and laugh at me in all my trials Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia My friends have hollow eyes They're made of shapes and curvy lines Their eyes are everywhere and see everything what do They need me And I need them See me And I see them Within The lines they've been burned in my mind It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow [. From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/e/elena-siegman-lyrics/pareidolia-lyrics.html .] My pareidolia The loneliness is only missed when I am alone O yeah I might try to find my light tonight Hide my sight from eyes I try to fight My nine eyes of light die by the blight Ride white knight unite my plight tonight They're inside me They're inside me I'm inside out I'm inside out They're all around Within without Within without They're inside I'm outisde They're all around They're all around They're inside me I'm inside out They're all around Within without It all ends so violently I know My sweet pareidolia It all ends so painfully and slow My pareidolia la lalala lalala lalala lala

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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George W. Bush

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What's the difference between a screwdriver and DJ Pauly D? One's a tool and one is an inanimate object.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart but your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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knock knock. no one's home..

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I was walking down the street one day when suddenly, a chicken crossed the road. Apparently it wanted to cross to the other side.

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if one legs christmas and the other is new years then you have a rare desease call holidaylegtosisisisisis

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was being raped by a giant scorpion

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroying his family.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: Whats big, strong, black, and sexy? A: Your imaginary dick

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What happened to the man who was raking leaves? He kept his yard clean and felt great about his hard work.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's a vampire's favorite subject in school? Probably math.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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