What do you call a white man circled by 11 black men? D12

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Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become? A. It will Wet or Sink, as simple as that.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a cheetah? Don't do that, I'm pretty sure it's illegal for several reasons.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. 'Who's there.' The chicken.

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Whats Red and smells like Blue Paint? Red Paint.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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Knock knock whos there? me oh, cool... well come in.

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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A jew goes to a bar,then wakes up with presents under his candels.

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Animal

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What do you call a Muslim woman driving a plane? First, you don't "drive" planes you "fly" them. Second, you should address her as Ma'am, Captain, or Pilot.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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a man killed wife. he successfully rid the scene of all evidence and buried the body under a bridge. unfortunately he forgot to bury the head and went to jail for life.

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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Why couldn't Spiderman pay his rent? He didn't have enough money.

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I'm funny.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What did the fish say when it swam into the concrete wall? Nothing. Fish cannot speak

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Anti Joke

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