What's funnier than 24? 25.

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How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its head.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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A cannibal wearing a sport coat, grey slacks, and a pink tie walks into a bar holding a duck in one hand, a chicken in the other, and chewing on a human arm. He is subsequently shot by one of the patrons. There's a concealed weapons law here.

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Why didn't you return my call? Cause I F@%Kin Hate you!...And Just wanted to tell you in person....

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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What do you pull when it's hailing. Your favorite electronic.

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Once upon of time an old man goes to a hospital and tells the doctor that he wants to get circumcised for the first time. The doctor says "Are you sure, you are 90 years old" and the old man says "please doc, just do it." So he goes on with the procedure and the old man is very happy. He returns home with his foreskin and keeps it inside a small box. The old man goes out for dinner and comes home to see his foreskin missing. He gets very angry and asked his daughter "Have you seen my little box?" Daughter says no. He asked his son-in-law "Did you take my box with my foreskin?" Son in law says "No, never." The old man asks the dog "Doggie, did you take my foreskin?" The dog says "Why yes, yes I did." The old man angrily says "Well give it back!" The dog says "I will give your foreskin back if you do me one favor." The old man says "What is it?" The dog says "Three blocks down the street there is a purple house with a cute dog that I would like you to bring to me to go on a date with. Bring her to me and I'll give you back the box." So the old man walks three blocks down the street and spots the purple house. He knocks on the door and a woman opens the door. The old man asks "Excuse me ma'am, i just got circumsized yesterday and I was wondering if I can borrow your dog for just one night because my dog some how blackmailed me and kept my foreskin and said that if I can get my dog and your dog together he would give me my foreskin back." The woman replies " Who the FFFFF are you?!!!"

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Did you hear the one about the kinky dominatrix? No. Damn. I really wanted the details.

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why couldn't max ride his bike? because max is a goldfish.

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Asian NASCAR.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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robin has a boy friend its the green lantern

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In Soviet Russia its very cold

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How do you make a chicken laugh. By showing it how to cross the road

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Why did the milkman wear a white belt? To keep his pants up.

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Two men are walking. The first one ask "what time is it?". They die.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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Knock Knock. Peep Hole!!

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer dragged him.

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Knock knock "Steve I have a door bell."

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What did the ghost say to the bee? BOOBEE

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Anti Joke

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