A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

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Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

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A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

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Your momma so fat she can eat 10 of your 300lb friends.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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What happened after four homosexual clowns all squeezed into a little toy car simultaneously? Children and parents alike were amazed by this feat, and considered their $5 entrance fee very well spent.

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. I cut off his leg.

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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The economy.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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A horse walked into a barn...

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Whats massive, long, hard, cold, and is blue? A penis in an ice cube.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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