Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do u call fear of Chuck Norris? Logical

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Sean Nuneviller look him up, he's cute.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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A couple arrived at Hospital in less than 3 hours. but actually they wanted to go to the Church...and 3 hours is quite a long time...

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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a fat girl walks into McDonalds....

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girls basketball

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Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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How did the leukemia patient die? He was shot in the leg repeatedly until he died of blood loss.

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a man runs over his wife, who is at fault? -The man he shouldn't have been driving in the kitchen.

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car?.. Your Imagination

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Don't you hate the retarded smart people who think anti-jokes are all about really explaining but adding sarcasm? Yes.

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