I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was a nice man.

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why did the mexican cross the road to get to the other country

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was tomato...

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I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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Why was the boy confused? Because somebody had been running around in circles around him and throwing plastic cups at his face.

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What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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A murder, a cheater, and a liar walk into a bar..... Woah the aptriots must be in town -Rocco Tufano

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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Rebecca Black's new album.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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Magic Johnson has AIDS

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how do you make a janeter cry, you shit on the floor

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A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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