Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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- Why did the black man turn off the TV when he saw 2 guys kiss each other? - He was late to the gay-party around the corner.

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Warenth Gibson. Warenth Gibson who? Warenth Gibson. What part of that don't you get?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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Why couldn't Prince William go to the party? Because his WIFE bought tickets to the f**cking ballet.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

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What do blondes do when they hurt themselves ? They say "Ow", just like anyone else.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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