Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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knock knock. no one's home..

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Were do you find a dog with no legs ? Were you left him

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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Why wouldnt NASA send a blackman into space without a space suit? Because space is a vacuum there is no air no atmosphere the tempurature is almost zero kelvin so if you ever go out int space please dont take off your helmet out there because you would freeze to death almost instantaniously.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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Politics.

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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