How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Q. A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car. Who's driving? A. The police officer

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the cheeseburger have seeds on its buns? Because it wasn't a taco.

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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What rymes with milk..... milf

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Your eye color is very unique.

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Three men of varying ethnic backgrounds jump off a building and yell different things as they fall to their death. They were all very good friends and neglected to have had a trip sitter watch them take hallucinogenics. The group of school children below the building are traumatized for a good portion of their lives.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the girl. Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He has cerebral palsy.

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How do you occupy a blonde for a day ? You put her in a round room and tell her to sit in a corner. ... That or you strap a bomb to her, give her a list of twelve billion things to do, and tell her the bomb will explode if she doesn't do everything on the list.

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WOMEN'S RIGHTS

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

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Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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I used to work at a lightbulb factory... I made the filaments

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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i have cancer

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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