Q: What do you call a hillbilly with 12 girl friends? A: A shepherd.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

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What's the difference between a duck A chair Vests have no sleeves

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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman gets off the bus and files a complaint with the public transit system and the driver loses his job.

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Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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2+2= 478

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

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Your mother is so fat.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What do you give an obese person with diabetes? Insulin.

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

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So - this baby seal walked into a club.

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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Why was the mexican dead? Because he overdosed on Methamphetamine.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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What does a dyslexic person call God? Dog

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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