Why do we have a black president? Because the populace voted and thought him to be an overall better candidate than John McCain.

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Why did the window break? I threw a pig out it.

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What's green and has 4 wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

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My friend came out.....of the bathroom so I could shit

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whats black. an african american person

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A car that is driving recklessly and happens to have a Christmas paint scheme.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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What did the black guy do when he heard sirens? He Ran

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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