lebron

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? She's a women.

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Are you from Jamacia? Because I want to have sex with you.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so fat? Because he takes all the food in the country and sends his own people to live in concentration camps!

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What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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Are you a homophobe? No I'm straight. ,.

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yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

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What is the speed limit in front of Liberace's house? 40mph because that portion of the road is curved.

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Why did the man burn his face? He went into a fire. :D

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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What's worse than people repeating a joke about a handicapped child and voting down original, funny, anti-material? Knowing that millions of cubic decimetres of precious air and thousands of tonnes of food are being wasted every day to sustain them...

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What's better than having an iPad? I don't know, I lost both my hands.

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Why is this website funny? Because it has jokes on it.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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why did the chicken cross the road? why should a chickens motives be questioned

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Why doesn't the Athiest wear socks? He has a minor fungal condition on his feet.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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