Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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You're really messed up right now... elephants don't talk

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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what is the difference of left and right? i used my right hand to stab your mother.

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If you helped Jack on the horse, would you help Jack off the horse? Of course; if he was too short to climb onto the saddle then it would be irresponsible and potentially dangerous not to help him off. As his riding instructor, you would be liable for any injuries Jack sustained had he attempted to dismount the horse with no assistance.

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why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

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a: How can you tell you are not pregnant? b: I don’t know. a: Like this: I’m not pregnant.

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A man walks into a bar... But, it's not funny because he's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

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you.

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