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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What did Jesus get for Christmas? Birthday presents.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Dick Chaney

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Why did the catholic priest go to jail He was a paedophile

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third cat fall out of the tree? It was tied to the second cat. Why did the fourth cat fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the fifth cat fall out of the tree? It needed to get down, but couldn't find any other way down. After he fell, he was minorly hurt and ate some cat food.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Why do black people like chicken? It's usually fried.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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how many Alzheimer's patients does it take ti screw in a lightbulb? to get to the other side

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And if a chicken had wings it wouldn't bump it's butt when it landed.

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Why was John the octopus depressed? Because his real name was Steve, and he couldn't communicate this to anyone since he lacked the higher brain functions and vocal chords required to do so.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

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What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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