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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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A man walks into a bar and slowly draws a pistol and kills 5 people.

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Lizards are like marshmellows. If you put them in the microwave they blow up.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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How do you kill something thats already dead? You don't. It's dead.

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A kid walks into a shop and asks the shopkeeper for a loaf of bread. The shopkeeper says, "White, wholemeal or multigrain?". The kid replies, "No thanks. My bike's outside".

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What's brown and says "Hey, I'm a dog"? A talking dog, able to grasp the English language.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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What is bright yellow and tastes like Gatorade? Antifreeze

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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what looks like a banana, smells like like a banana, but isn't a banana? a fake banana

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Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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