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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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Obama 2012

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

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What makes fat kids laugh? Jokes.

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Miami Heat.

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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What's green and has wheels? A cucumber with wheels.

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I used to be an Adventurer like you... But then I decided that it was a dangerous form of employment and stopped.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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