- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

A fish walks into a bad Fish dont walk

What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

Gale swallows.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

A girl walks into a bar. She unfortunately meets a man with a drinking problem. The man takes her home, strips her of her virginity and then beats her with a bat until she can no longer breathe. Her name was Laura Pratz.

How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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Wumbo

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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