Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Once upon a time there was a very lonely man. He was kind, strong, handsome, smart, and basically everything that was good and that a girl wanted. Well, one day, through all his immense loneliness, he decided that it was time that he got into a relationship. Knowing that he deserved a competent and pure woman, he went to a local church to search for his perfect match. That night, he took home with him the most beautiful and purest of all the women in the church, brought her to his room, and whipped out his junk on her face.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says "MOOOOO!". The other makes an unremarkably similar noise.

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Why didn't the man enter the bus driven by a black man ? It wasn't going where the man had to go.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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3 aliens landed on earth. They all wanted to learn english. The first alien went to an opera class and learned "mi mi mi mi mi." The second alien went to a military camp and learned "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The third alien went to a candy shop and learned "he stole my lollipop!" After all of that, they went to their spaceship and saw a dead man and a cop that said, "which one of you three killed this man?" The first alien said "mi mi mi mi mi." The cop said "what did you kill him with?" The second alien said "guns and bazookas, guns and bazookas!" The cop then said "why did you kill him?" The third alien said "he stole my lollipop!"

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I can see you under there. Under what?

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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what do you do if there is a black person in your front yard? tell him to leave...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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What do you call a brunette between two blondes? Susan.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

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hi

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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