Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why do Jewish people like money so much? Because they can exchange it for goods and services

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Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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The pope and three young boys get into a cab. The pope tells the driver to take the boys home.

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My girlfriend never swallows; she has a rare esophageal disease that's potentially fatal.

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What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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