Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

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Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Christians

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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Why was Jeremy slow? He wasnt fast.

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What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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what's worse than jamming a finger in a door the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust jamming 2 fingers in a door

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Brian. Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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