What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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Whats green and tasty? Snot

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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Man 1: youre going to die Man 2: why? Man 1: everyone dies

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Your mama is so poor that she is on welfare, but she is ashamed to tell you and cries herself to sleep every night.

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Miami Heat.

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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why do you often see black man dating fat chick?? because they have the brains to realise that fat chicks are just people and need love too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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