The NBA lockout

why does the octopus have no friends? because they're anti social by nature

A BABY seal walks into a club

Who would win in a fight, Godzilla or a Tyrannosaurus Rex? It doesn't matter because Godzilla is fictional and a T-Rex is extinct.

You.

Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

Joey and Haley have sex; what does he say to her the next morning? Happy 6th birthday daughter.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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