Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks "Why the long face", the horse replies I have an extra 21st chromosome.

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God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

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Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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What do you call something round and red that tastes like a tomato and shoots through walls? A Super Tomato. And what do you call a banana that shoots through walls? A banana trying to be a Super Tomato.

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Knock, Knock Open the fucking Door

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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Q. Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? A. He got attacked by a dog.

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You are such a loner nothing even clings to you, not even plastic wrap!!

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt? Getting stabbed.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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what did the jewish man say to the christian man on the first day of hannukah? i like basketball

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Roses are read bacon is good poems are hard .........BACON

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How do you stop an assassin? Kill their target

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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