you.

"The lack of a punch line is the punch line" Oh

A Squirrel jumps into a bar, lands on one of the empty tables and begins eating the Peanuts out of a bowl. The bartender thinks to himself "I really should close that window to keep the Squirrels out..."

What looks like dirt, smells like dirt, but isn't dirt? Fake dirt!!

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

You might be redneck if you are... Indian

What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

u smell oh no of wat?? dunno i just know its BADDDDDDD !!!!!! k.c

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

Ran into my ex last night, so I put my truck in reverse and did it again.

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

I'm so popular... That I am friends with many people...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

Want to hear a joke about Potassium? So do I.

Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

yo momma is so ugly, she is unpleasant to look at!

An old man gets into a van with two little boys. They are his grandsons.

What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I have a gun BANG!

What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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