What is white a can't climb up a tree? A fridge.

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

God said "let there be light" Chuck Noris said "say please

Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

What's bad for your teeth? A brick

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: nobody knows, but the road was royally pissed off.

Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

Why did Dave buy a playstation? Because he wanted one.

Libraries.

How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

Whats worse then the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple

Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and an avacado? Michael Jackson molested a 12 year old boy

what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

why did the pile of rocks cross the road? they were stuffed down the chickens throat

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

girls basketball

wanna hear a joke? womens rights!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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