Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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Rub-a-dub-dub three men in a tub, and one was Sandusky.

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Yo mamma's so stupid, she dropped out of college.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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What's long brown and sticky? S**t

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why am i so pretty? because god blessed me with good looks

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Have Alzheimers, Cheese on Toast.

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MLG 420 NO SCOPE THE JEWS

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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Q. What's large, solid, and full of veins? A. A man or woman who frequently engages in weightlifting and follows a diet primarily based around high protein and low carbohydrate intake

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for chrismas? cancer

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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Q:Want to hear a pizza joke? A: Never mind it's to cheesy.

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If a stick is sticky and a bat is batty, what is a mountain? A mountain is rocky. Techinically, 'mountainly' is not an official word.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The customers observing this quickly leave because the bartender is talking to a horse, which does not talk.

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Did you hear about the fetus who met a clothes hanger? I doubt very much that you did.

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Q: What does DNA stand for? A: National Dyslexic Association

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because a random biological stimulus compelled it to.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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