What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He was Jewish.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

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What's the color of an apple? It varies depending on the type of tree and climate the fruit grows in.

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Hi Adam,

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To kiss my ass

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car. Q: Who's driving? A: The cops

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A blind man walks into the door of a bar

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whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

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Q: What did the one legged homeless person get for christmass? A: Frostbite.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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What did Elvis say when he lost his voice? Nothing.

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Whats yellow and shaped like a banana? Bananas

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What is both dead and alive at the same? nothing, thats scientifically impossible you fool

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If a tree falls on a house and there's no one there to hear it....Why was there no woman in the kitchen?

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was dead and therefore unable to escape the Chick fil A bag it was being carried in.

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A Mexican, and Arab and an American are on a plane. The the plane is going down. It hits a mountain and crashes. But there was also a lot of other people on the plane. Families, children, loved ones. It was huge a disaster.

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2+2= 478

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