what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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How do you evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu? You use a Thunderstone.

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Why did the police stopped the black driver? Because one of his car's lights was busted.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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My wife has terminal cancer.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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What do you get if you put a black man in the blender and then in the microwave ? ... I don't know, that's why I'm asking.

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I came across a woman on the ground and i said what happend and she said... "i tripped"

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Q: How did the blind girl on the tight rope die? A: She fell because she has Parkinsons

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Whats round, hard, and full of seaman? Well in the context I'm using it in, a submarine, but too the inappropriate mind when spoken out loud, could be registered as the homophone of seaman, semen, which would then lead you too think of male genitalia.

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Why did the cow eat the grass? Only thing he had to eat.

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. The first muffin turns to the second and says "it sure is getting hot in here!". The second muffin looks over and responds "this makes no sense - we shouldn't be capable of speech, let alone self-awareness." "We probably should try to get out of here, though."

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What did one duck say to the other? "Quack!"

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Your mother is so fat that she wears xxxL clothing

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Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

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roses are read violets are blue u suck and ur gay

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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What's worse then Obama? Nothing

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