What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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Why did hitler kill all the Jews? He is racist

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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Two black guys walk into a country club and ask to play a round of golf. They are turned away because the aren't members of the club.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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what has legs but can't walk? a paraplegic

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I Hear Boston Is having a blast.

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Why did the murderer buy a lizard? He thought that they were cute.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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hi

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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Why did the man scream? He got his dick caught. In the zipper.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? AIDS. AIDS is worse.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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A guy walks into a bar, he has a few drinks than leaves.

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What's the difference between mw2 and mw3? Nothing

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A nun, a jew, and a KKK member are all stuck together in a lifeboat. A large wave overturns the boat and they all drown.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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