How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

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A blonde, a brunette, and a ginger all die in a car accident. Their souls all go to heaven. Nevermind, only the blonde, and brunette's souls went to heaven, since everybody knows, gingers don't have souls.

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what did the little girl find when she opened the freezer in her basement? food.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What do you call a black man in a suit? A lawyer.

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What do you call 12 ghosts? A bus accident.

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Knock knock

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What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? Prosthetic arms.

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why did Sussie fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock whose there not Sussie

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Do not believe the sentence below. Believe the sentence above.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's wrong with the muffler man? his body.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "Why the Long face" The horse then storms out of the bar, wondering why every bartender must ask him that.

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What's green and has four wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the number one killer in America? Death.

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why did the chef go to jail? because he was caught beating an egg

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Why is Kayne West such a jerk? He has autism.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? She didn't have arms

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Hey guess what? Nevermind.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? As Suzy neared the ground while swinging, her foot caught a small hole in the swingset's pebble foundation, and the power of Suzy's momentum along with the sudden stop of Suzy's swing forced Suzy to fly forward off of the swing. Suzy, seeing the silliness of her mistake, laughed it off, and tried to get back up. She quickly realized that her leg had snapped in half. Suzy will never walk again.

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What is even bigger than an elephant? A gi-ant! (Wait you did say an anty joke right!?)

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Why did the plane crashed? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Doesn't matter, the lightbulb was never out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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