Why did the little girl cry A rabi slapped her and stole her ice cream

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Hello, nice to meet you.

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What's better than group sex? Gang rape

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Nice legs....What time do they open?

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( I PLAYED SKRILLESX's SONG ON MAX VOLUME ) My neighbours loved? this so much they invited the police round!

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What do you call a Muslim driving a plane? You don't drive a plane.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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Asian NASCAR.

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What happened to the power lifter that tried to deadlift 920 lbs while wearing nothing but his briefs? he succeeded because he is trained power lifter.

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What's worse then finding out that your partner has AIDS? I don't know actually, but finding out would suck pretty bad...

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Why do black people love menthol? Nobody knows.

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A hayride would be fun.

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A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

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minorities

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Women's rights.

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equality for women

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You're on fire.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fsh

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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What did Helen Keller say to her eye doctor? Nothing, she is incapable of speech.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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