Man 1: What kinds of phones do snails use? Man 2:I don't know, I don't think they do. Snail: The snail said nothing, snails don't speak.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Question 1 - What is 1 + 1 = Hospital

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How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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What's worse then burning in hell for eternity? Well, a lot considering hell is a made-up place.

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Womens rights

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Q:why did the girl fall off the swing set? A:she had no arms

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Q:Why did the dog jump over the fence A:Because he could

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How do you fit three gay men on a stool? You don't, that would be very uncomfortable.

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Why did the little girl jump off a cliff? because she was at a cliff jump at a water park

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the baby die? It got shot.

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Hey hey what did the bald man say to brian moccia? lOL!

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Wanna hear a Harry Potter joke? Knock Knock Who's there? You know You know who?

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your mom

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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minorities

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartenders says, "why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because horses do not comprehend English. He then becomes startled by his surroundings and bolts out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why do Jews hate hitler? They are jealous of him.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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