whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

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Have you heard of Helen Keller's dog? No. Neither has she

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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Do you know what really makes me smile? Facial Muscles.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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A blond and a brunette took an IQ test. Both of them scored above average.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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what did max say to shelby? I hate black people.

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What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

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Noses are red, pilots are blue I am dyxslexic boo who

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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w8's white and speaks russian a russian stronk

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was kidding about the wheels.

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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