- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the postman, I have a package you need to sign for.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? To have a shit.

how many babies does it take to paint a wall red? depends on how hard you throw em

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

i have cancer

What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

Why did the armless girl fell off the swing? Because somebody pushed her. Why did se fell again? Because somebody pushed her again.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13.

why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? They may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Yo Mamma

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in a refrigerated freight truck en-route to its destination.

Knock knock. Who's there? George Washington. George Washington who? George Washington Carver.

My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

What do you get if you cross a chicken and a potato? Answer- Chicken tasted potato

How many squirrels does it take to change a light bulb? 10 because they're so darn stupid!

I like turtoes.

What did Obama do when he heard of Bin Ladins death? He informed the nation of what had happend.

a duck walks in to a Chinese restaurant and they cut his head off

You know, dark humor just isn't everyone's cup of liquiffied dead baby.

whats worse than getting a fail on your math test? Getting shot.

A racist indian (from india) walks into a bar (in india). A catholic priest walks into the same bar. The bar says 'moo'. The bar is a shape-shifting cow.

What do you call a pencil made entirely of steel? I dont know, i dont name my pencils.

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