- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain? Because it was being piloted by a loaf of bread.

Q: What do African Americans and Doorknobs have in common? A: Before the Emancipation Proclamation was passed, neither was free. Doorknobs still aren't free.

What do you call a grizzly bear without teeth? A gummy bear

You're mama's so fat: she has to wear plus size clothing

What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Cancer.

how do you get a cow in the fridge? Open the fridge, and insert. How do you get a kangaroo in the fridge? Take the cow out and insert What animal is not in the lion king? kangaroo --WHY hes still in the fridge

Q: How many Chuck Norrises does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: negitave 999999999999999999e

Why did the pilot crash the plane? It was a tomato.

What is the punchline of this joke? There isn't one.

What do you call a black man in a cotton field? A farmer

A boy dares his friend to jump off the walking bridge. The boy's friend accepts the dare and jumps. What happens next? The boy brain is splattered on the ground.

Do u know what would be a big pain in the ass? A thorn

Your mama is so fat... she really should go on a diet.

A blond walks into a bar. She orders a drink.

Knock,Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you going to let me in?

What's worse than pushing a baby off a cliff?........ Standing at the bottom with a pitchfork....!

A bass player walks past a bar. What? It could happen.

Why is ur cousin gay? because ya dad

Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

9/11

So its 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar....I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ends up getting nuked.

I saw a kid watching Harry Potter so I asked him "Do you like Harry Potter?" he replued "yeah" so I asked "do you want to be Harry Potter" he said "yeah"... ...so I killed his parents and locked him in a cupboard.

How many stripes does a Zebra have? Doesn't matter millions of people died in the Holocaust

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