A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: Yes. A: Thanks.

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2 guys walk into a bar. You'd hink one of them should have seen it. After all, it is a large building.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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how do you wake up lady gaga poke her face

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What happened to the public server who went to the 5 dollar brothel? He contracted syphilis and died several months later.

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How do you kill a blond? Make her listen to the song "Friday" for two hours straight.

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How do you make a black man cry? Kill his family

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Person A: Is your refrigerator running? Person B: Yes Person A: Good! Now, your milk won't spoil.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Depending on whether you have permission to eat it, either stolen property, or a nice snack shared between friends.

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why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Roses are red Violets are red I stabbed the gardener.

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A priest, a rabbi and a shaman walk into a bar. Except there is no rabbi and there is no shaman and the bar is actually my 8th birthday party priest is molesting me. And the priest is my dad. My dad molested me. A lot...

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What do you call a small weapon used by northern russians? A Gun.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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What did Lance Armstrong say to his critics? I have one testical

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to a chicken

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A mountain goat walks into a bar, the bar man asks ''what will it be?''. The other customers question the mental integrity of the bar man, as goats cannot talk

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