A man gets into a joan Battle. He says Lamboguini Mercy your chick so thirsty then his pponent says Shut up Your chick is thirsty beacs yours face looks like a dried orange The man runs away Then the opponent realizes His Girlfrienn just aked Him for some water

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Ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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What's my favorite color?? I don't have one, i'm a joke you idiot.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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how do you get a girl to stop ignoring you? you kill her family with her watching.

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods They both have beards... EXCEPT FOR TIGER WOODS.

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Last time I heard that I dropped my i-phone

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Why was the mother crying Her son was killed by a meteor

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A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

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What did the gay man say to the other gay man? “How was your day?“

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are being pursued by the cops. They run into an old barn for a place to hide. They each hid in a different potato sack. The cops enter the barn, and seeing no one, leave and continue the search somewhere else. The three girls flee the country and give up their life of crime. The cops later go get some donuts.

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How do you keep Helen Keller distracted? Find a stimulating device that blind and deaf people can operate correctly.

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It's funny, because she's twice his size!

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Someone thought that an onion was the only food that made you cry. So I threw a watermelon at his face.

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Animal

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What's the difference between Jews, Muslims & Christians? Religious beliefs.

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Knock, knock Who's there? Who. Who who? ... Who?

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What did Shakespeare say to the software designer? Nothing.

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Womens Basketball.

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2+2= 478

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Take my wife. . . . to the hospital. She is dying from a gunshot wound to the head.

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Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

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Anti Joke

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