What did batman say to robin as he got out of the batmobile? robin, shut the door.

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hi im paul!

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your mom

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is created to be used by multiple people for sitting down or other forms of rest, and does not have consciousness or the complex body systems of humans and other animals.

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In Soviet Russia, the government kills with famine and genocide.

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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where did the black person go poop ? in the toilet!

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Knock knock! Who's there? Atch! Okay.

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Your mother is so fat.

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why couldnt the mexican jump the fence? He broke his leg.

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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What makes the antijokes on this site funny? Nothing.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, your entire family is dead.

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If Dwayne the Rock Johnson was short who would he look like? Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

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pussy enough said

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i like pie

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the little boy drop his Icecream? Because I ran him over with my Bus!!

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A Horse walks into a bar. So the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The Horse replies "My jockey raped me".

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Q)whats pink and fluffy A)pink fluff

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What is obama's favorite place to eat? Subway

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What did the genie say to the frog? Go home.

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knock knock. no one's home..

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