your mama is so fat that she weighs 261 pounds.

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Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

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why do black people were white shirts?..they feel like it

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Who killed Lincoln Nobody knows

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there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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A teenage boy walks into a bar, he doesn't even know he's slowly drinking his life away

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What did the penguins get for Christmas? A hang-glider What did the polar bears get for Christmas? Death, The Holocaust, Global Warming, and all of Steven King's books.

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why didn't the dog run after the ball? he was blind.

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What do you call a man with a cigar in his mouth. A person with bad health and dirty teeth.

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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Past, Present and Future walk into a bar. It was tense...

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What do you call a man with three testicles? Polyorchid. Look it up.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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guess what the quarterback did he threw the ball!

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Knock knock

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't make for a very good accountant.

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Amblyopsidae, or blindfish, commonly found in caves where they are well adapted to life in the dark.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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