What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Animal

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Woah again Nero, you are so wise... I love you, I really do. If someone can and has already changed the world for the better, its you. No wonder people believe you have superhuman abilities, I used to think so too, but I think I understand what humans can do on another level now, you did that, thank you.

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A jew, a black man, a muslim, an atheist, a christian, a catholic, a roman, a russian, a cuban, an english man, a horse, a cow boy, a gay, a lesbian, a dancer, a teacher, a father, a mayor, a politician and a fish are in a bar. Now that's one crowded bar.

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BUT HWY?

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Yah? Well your a ********

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knock knock. no one's home..

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Why? Because racecar.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

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How does one propagate a humorous reaction from peers and associates while not utilizing such characteristics as whit, jocularity, substance or auspicious punch lines? That's what she said.

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LOL -LOL GUY

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! That is a joke which very few people would find even mildly entertaining.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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what did the kid say when pee-wee was about to rape him ...huh just make it quick

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A young christian boy walks into a church and gets raped

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a young mother calf named near reality was milking itself and selling it at pathmark everyday for high prices he got a lot of money out of it and bought a big mansion where he also had a farm and collected prize show cows to show off to all of his cow friends.... he also bought gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons and gallons of prize show cow milk to drink to and build up energy for the cow show race coming up in the near fall. Every sunset he buys loads of milk to drink and feed his plants with. He plants lots of grass every day to eat and produce high quality milk goods. He was a wii, ps3, and xbox360 to play everyday and excercise his udder milk.

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lebron

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