Jingle bells, jingle bells, Jingle all the way Oh what fun it is to ride in a poop poop fart turd fart, dildo

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Whats the difference between black and white? nothing,because in art they are just shades.

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A man and a talking elephant in a waist coat go to a party. The party is actually an intervention for the man because he's on drugs and is ruing his life. The elephant is not real.

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What do super heroes say after they beat the villain? Nothing, super heroes are not real.

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you.

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

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Know what's worse than being publicly embarrassed in front of your crush? Jeffrey dahmer

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Where does the king keep his armies? In a variety of military barracks and bases situated around his kingdom where they are ready to be deployed for combat or peacekeeping operations.

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In Soviet Russia... People were burned alive for refusing communism.

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What's funner than a barrel of monkeys ? Not the Holocaust .

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A violent biker gang walks into a bar to have a few drinks, the bar tender says "I'm sorry we can not serve you here." They then proceed to beat the man violently.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. One looks at the other and says, "Can you pass the soap?" The other penguin says, "What do i look like, a typewriter?"

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what do you call a man with a mop? a janitor.

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what is the biggest lie in the universe? -click to enter only if you are 18

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how do you make a fat black man cry? Rape his wife.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did charles get his sister for christmas? Nothing, he's dead

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a snake in your liver. Because that could be hazardous to your health.

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What did the kid see when he fell down the well? Nothing it was to dark.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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A man sees a hitchhiker on a road. The man crashes because he was not watching the road.

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How did the little boy break his arm? He was trampleed by elephants.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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