The NBA lockout

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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Think about this. I am lying to you right now.

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girls basketball

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Your mother is so fat.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Get in the van, or I'll kill you.

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i like pie

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What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

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What has tomato Sauce And came from italy? Pizza

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Why does bobby have no friends? He's dead.

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A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a grocery store. As they walk past the meat section, the Priest stops, smiles, and turns to the Rabbi. "Feeling Hungry?" The Rabbi reaches down and picks up a pack of Koscher hotdogs.

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What is E.T. short for? He has small legs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

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What looks like poop and smells like cheese??

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What is white, and hurts when it falls from a tree? -tom

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Your mommas so poor she can't afford food for her child. Thats you.

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What do u call a guy that loves the color blue? A smurf

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why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

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How do you kill a blonde? Stab her.

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Women deserve equal rights... April fools.

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The pizza guy. Your pizza's here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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