What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have multiple personality disorder, NO YOU DON'T!

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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What's my name? I don't know u tell me.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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What do you do to someone you hate very much? You kill them.

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knock knock whos there? your mother your mother who? ...........what?

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because they're humans and many humans enjoy the savory taste of fried chicken.

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What's green, red, and goes fifty miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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Why did the hamster run around the wheel.? Because he lived in a small cage and had nothing better to do.

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equality for women

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So an asian man gets into a car... and drives home on the highway driving at the approximate speed of the designated speed limit while exhibiting safe driving maneuvers. He arrives home to his wife and kids and sits down for a nice dinner while having a engaging conversation about the political future of the United States and his favorite football team.

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womens sports...

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Chikin nuggets

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

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QUESTION: Why do black people do so poorly in school? ANSWER: Some statistics point to genetic disparities in intelligence between races, but others say it is due to more complicated social factors.

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How many Facebook friends does George Bush have? None because he doesn't have a Facebook.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody. You'reschizophrenic and are hearing things. Go see a doctor. Now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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