I went to a magic show and the magician asked for my watch... He took the watch and then produced a doughnut... Guess what was in the doughnut? JAM!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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So a baby seal walks into a club.

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"Doctor, doctor! I think I've got Chlamydia!" "Yes, so you have told me. The urine sample you provided me with last week has come back positive. I'm sorry, sir, but you'll never be able to have children."

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acuna

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Why did the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus.

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Arsonist: Hey, did you listen my mixtape? It's really FIRE.

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Why did Aodhan not come into school? He was sick.

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Your friend is so blonde that when she was born she had no hair but overtime it grew out and became blonde.

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Why did the man push open the door? The sign said PUSH.

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Why did the white man accuse the black man of stealing his wallet? Because they were the only two men in the room at the time of the theft

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Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What did the homeless guy do when he found a quarter? He picked it up

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equality for women

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What did the blonde say to the priest? Probably something stupid due to the fact that she's blonde.

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What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says "I'm worried about your book choice, maybe you should consult a theropast".

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What did the blind man say to the deaf man? It doesn't matter because the deaf man couldn't hear him.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? He had cancer.

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What's big, white and will killl you if it falls out of a tree? A polar bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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