This comment is anti to jokes.

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Q. Whats the difference between watermelons and people? A. Watermelons don't smoke pot...

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the other side

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all ur antijoke are belong to us or i mean we can share, whatever

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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What did Darth Vader say to Luke? I am your father.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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what do you call a gay kid? KIRK, SAV, FRANK, or even KIRKLE THE TURTLE

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A man goes to the doctor complaining of pain. Everywhere I touch it hurts, he tells the doctor. "The cancer has spread," the doctor says. "Go home and spend your last days with your loved ones."

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Women are like puzzles. Because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote. Puzzles still don't

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If you live in the 'living' room, what do you do in the others? You die.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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That's as gay as AIDS.

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What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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How Long is a Chinese name.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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whats worse than losing your pet rock? having your dog run over buy a car.

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Gay jokes are a real pain in the butt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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