Miami Heat.

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if i'm white and you're white, then who took my car keys?

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are driving in a car. They're on their way to the mall, or something.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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Why did the cockroach cross the road? Why do you ask?

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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What's the difference between black people and white people? Their skin color.

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Everyday I'm.. Stepping on a beach. A roop a doo! Stepping on a Beach. do do do? do!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't; numbers cannot experience emotions.

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What did the police officer say to the boy in the park? your parents were killed in a car accident.

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Reduce, reuse, recycle Anti-joke.com

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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William came home from school and was very tired. He went to the kitchen and got a chocolate bar. Then he died.

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A man walks into a bar. Inside he finds Hitler, his wife, and an angry badger. They are pleased to see him and they all relate to each other through their shared love of bocce ball.

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Why was the man unable to get an erection? Because he was a woman

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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How do you kill Michael Jackson? You don't he is dead.

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Good to see you today!

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Religion

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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