- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

Q: What did the mime say to the crowd gathered at the crime scene? A:

What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

whats black. an african american person

Two elephants are in a bath tub. The first elephant says to the other elephant, "can you pass the soap?" The second elephant then replied, "No soap, radio."

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Nate has 32 candy bars. he eats 28 of them. What is he left with? 4 candy bars

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

Knock knock Who's there? A friend. But I don't have any friends.

What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

Did you see the picture of Helen Keller's father? No. Lemme Google it. Oh cool; he had a beard.

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

How do you kill a blond? You don't. If you do, you'll get reported to the cops and sent to jail.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot.

It's raining, it's pouring The old man is snoring He went to bed, he bumped his head Got a brain hemorrhage and died in his sleep.

What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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