Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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Christians

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3 jews are walking into a bar. the first jew orders a shot of vodka, drinks it and says "long live my family!" the second jew orders a shot of whiskey, drinks it and says "long live my friends" the third jew orders water, because he is the one that is driving tonight.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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BUT HWY?

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Nobody because a sponge is not a who, it is a what.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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A frog found a smoking cigarette on the road, so he/she takes it, smokes it, and explodes.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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so a baby seal walks into a club...

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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who farted i did :]

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lebron

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when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

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what did the pregnant mexiCAN woMAN say while she was giving birth? A LOT of curse words

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what did the little girl do after drinking a smoothie? she choked and died a painful death.

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind and deaf. That would be irresponsible/

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Yee

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