Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

A black man, a Jewish man, and a gay man walk into a bar. They are all good friends who want to enjoy drinks together.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

Will you marry me? No, I'm cake.

What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

What did Tarzan say when he took out his knife? I took out my knife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? there were no more cars in the way

How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

Your momma's so ugly that she was worried that she would never marry anyone.

when god gives you lemons, you find a new god!

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

what do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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