"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

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The Colts this year.

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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How did the cat die? I just it nine times

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here kitty kitty

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Little Johnny asks his father how babies are made. So the father rapes him from behind.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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How many days did abraham lincoln take a crap for? Turquoise because pancakes cannot fly without wings during the summer unless giraffes smell pineapple on tuesday.

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What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

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The Holocaust

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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lebron

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