-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A man walked in a bar had 4 drinks and walked home because drunk driving is dangerous

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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A crazy priest squats down and poops in the middle of the church... nobody understood what was going so they pointed and laughed.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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What is matt dalys favorite thing in the world? penis

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? know on knows as he can't talk

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I'm getting tired of nazi jokes. ANNE FRANKly I'm quite offended

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happens when you put an embryo in a blender? I don't know, I was too busy jerking off.

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What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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How do you make a man sit down? Hold him at gunpoint.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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A blonde goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "That is a worrying symptom," says the doctor, who immediately recommends the woman for a thorough psychiatric assessment.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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