Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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yo mama so fat that she should be concerned because diabetes is a serious issue

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Q: What happened to Michael Jackson yesterday? A: Nothing.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

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A man walks into a bar and the the llama next store sprouted wings and flew Then a potato says hi to a iPod but unfortunatly the iPod can't talk. Meanwhile hello kitty and ducks wage a nuclear war and the rise of ostriches Started. The a giant cucumber started falling of mt. Everest and killed many Flying platipuses were saved. Then aliens started invading and the world ended.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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Whats 9+10? 19

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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