What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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You.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Knock, knock Who's there? Landlord; you've been evicted.

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What's white and moves at a glacial pace? A glacier.

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Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

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Q:What do you call a black man on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call 100 black men on the moon? A:A problem. Q:What do you call the entire race of black people on the moon? A:A problem solved

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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Runescape.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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