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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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A horse walked into a bar, broke its leg and its owner then had to put it down because it was a racing horse and the owner did not have enough money to bring the horse back to health. Fuck you.

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. Midgets are capable of doing an average person's everyday task. Unless they have autism, then they might as well die.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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You.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Look at my new shoes.

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roses are red violets are blue the stems are green they smell good

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What do you call a man with a sack of money running from a bank? A rich man.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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What's round and red? A round and red solid.

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There was an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman... They all died in a horrible train wreck.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why did the boy cry? Because he was mercilessly beaten by his mother.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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What's worse than a black President... George W Bush

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what did jesus say to moses? jesus isn't real

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's that smell? Your feces droping in the toilet

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what is darker than black?... YOU

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I like to sniff your hair when you are asleep.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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