Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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What's yellow and has six legs ? A cat. I may be wrong about the color and the legs, I'm color-blind and I can't count.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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a:two guys are white but one of the guys can only see black and white so he said dude you black he said no so they have a race who won :nobody they both got hit by a bus then a car then a donkey eaea then a horse

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Have you seen stevie wonders house? Nope... Neither has he

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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What's the difference between your mom and a toaster? A toaster won't period in your cereal bowl.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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What is pink and smells like green paint? Pink paint

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I hate flowers and am making fun of them by messing up this originally beautiful poem about those repulsive manisfestations of pure evil.

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A man who is down on his luck was told that when one door closes a window opens. So he jumped out.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Your mother." "Your mother who?" "Really?"

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Know what's funny? Jokes.

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Your mama is so fat she is morbid obese.

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What's the difference between a large pizza and a black man? The pizza is a delicious Italian classic dish, while the latter is a human being which man frown at the notion of consuming.

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Who's more mean than teacher Hitler

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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