Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Oh look, I've found my knife

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That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? One's a black man and one's a pizza.

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live or die you decide to late time to die

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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what did the duck say to the chicken .nothing

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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A man walked into a bar, he then fell to the ground screaming in pain.

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Obama 2012

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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My wife's star sign was cancer and it's quite ironic how she died really... She was attacked by a giant crab.

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women's rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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