Why did the boy kill his father? Because he was molesting him.

Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I got a terminal disease and I'm going to die in six months. Mom if you're reading this I love you. Take good care of Joey.

What happened to the blonde that died her hair brown? Her hair turned brown.

Q:How many doorknobs should you throw at a police man? A:None you should have upmost respect for the law.

A man walks around a bar.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

How much does a polar bear weigh? Around a thousand pounds.

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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