Runescape.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

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Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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I went to the store and I fell

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A scorpion was trying to sting it in the anus and it wanted to escape the undoubtedly painful consequences.

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Cancer victim: What kind of doctor are you? Person 2: I'm not a doctor. In fact, I'm a suicide bomber and am planning to initiate the detonation sequence right now. Cancer victim: Well, it doesn't really matter. No matter who shows up, I'll still die anyways. This way, I'll be able to pay a visit to the transcendent city high in the heavens sooner. Person 2: I bet that many would mourn your death at your remembrance ceremony. Cancer victim: That doesn't bother me. My friends and family are close to my heart, but that doesn't warrant eternal proximity with one another in itself. Person 2: Let's go to a better place. Let us finally break free of our mortal chains that have unceasingly been hindering our progress since the first war took place. Cancer victim: Wait, I've changed my mind! Person 2: Too late. I wish I had a time machine... not.

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Your Mama is so old, that she is probrably going to die pretty soon.

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What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

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Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Too bad I don't have one.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Anti Joke

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