Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Whats brown and rhymes with Snoop?...... Dr Dre.

Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Want to hear a joke? Me to...

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

The meme walks out of the bar.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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