My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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Why did the blond fall of the ladder? She had no arms.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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What did the homeless get for Christmas? Nothing By Nathaniel c

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Whats the fastest way to a man's heart?? Saw through his breastplate.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Gale swallows.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i'm colourblind and shit at poetry

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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Q: Why did the bully hit the kid A:Because he is a bully-I thought that would have been self explanitory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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