what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man without a job? Unemployed.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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What's similar between a flamingo and a rhino? They're both pink...except the rhino

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Knock knock. Whose there. Uninterupting black lady. Uninter.... MMMMMMMHHHHMMMM. Black ladies never listen

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

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Why was the chicken mad? Because he was sick of everyone questioning him even when he crossed the road.

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What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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What happens if Pinocchio says "My nose is about to grow." Nothing, Pinocchio was a fictional character created by Walt Disney.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

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How many hispanics does it take to screw in a light bulb. One. Just one. You just screw it in, it's not that complicated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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